Watch out for the $20 coin
A man went into an ice cream shop in Lykens, Pennsylvania last week and paid for his ice cream with something that he claimed was a coin worth $20…
Archive for May, 2009
FREE STUFF ALERT: Yahoo! Gets It Poppin’
In today’s economy, when it comes to free shit, every little piece counts. Today, we at ITE present: FREE POPCORN from Yahoo!
Preview: Portland ITE
We take our donkey show on the road to see how Oregon stacks up. Sorry, we’re being told the correct phrase is “dog-and-pony show.” For more on donkey shows, see the Internet.
Carty Finkbeiner wants to mow his budget problems away
Toledo’s Mayor Carty Finkbeiner has a plan to save Toledo from its current economic problems…
WASTE OF MONEY: HAREM PANTS
Share It’s time for another episode of Waste of Money. Today I’m going to rant pointlessly about: HAREM PANTS Spread the Word:
FREE STUFF ALERT: Free erections for the unemployed
Drug manufacturer Pfizer announced last week that they will be giving away free drugs to the unemployed…
R.I.P.: Animals Found Dead in Rich D-bag’s Yacht
You know how when you read the word “yacht” that little “ch” gets caught in your throat? That’s you throwing up a little in your mouth due to this gross dude’s fetish for endangered animals’ untimely deaths.
FREE STUFF ALERT: FREE Sonic Breakfast Sandwich***
Getting your hands on the new CroiSONIC is as easy as one-two-free.
It’s a REALLY bad week to be an auto dealer
Chrysler announced that they will be closing 789 dealerships across the country…