FREE STUFF ALERT: Weiners!!

Posted by breadwinner on May 20th, 2009

free-hotdogs
“My free hotdog has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R. My free hotdog has a second name, it’s M-A-Y-E-R.
Oh, I love to eat it every day, and if you ask me why I’ll say … ‘cuz Oscar Mayer has a way with G-I-V-E-A-W-A-Y-S!”

Yeah. Not so much.

Moving on!

Step right up, folks, and get yer FREE STUFF ALERT. Today’s F.S.A. is some free jumbo beef franks from Kraft/Oscar Mayer. Simply click here, enter your email and some info and get you some beefy goodness (via a coupon that will be mailed to you that you can then redeem at a participating retailers). According to the site, these jumbo beef franks “beat Ball Park® and Hebrew National® in a national taste test.” But I certainly hope you won’t just take their word for it…

Here’s hoping that in this economy you can afford buns and condiments. Enjoy!

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3 Responses to “FREE STUFF ALERT: Weiners!!”

  1. SurlyZ
    May 21st, 2009

    Plus, they’re chock-full of nourishing double entendres.

  2. T'tip
    May 21st, 2009

    If someone sincerely told me that an Oscar Meyer frank tasted better than a Hebrew National, I think I’d punch them right in the face.

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