FREE STUFF ALERT: Free erections for the unemployed

Posted by drocolate on May 18th, 2009

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Drug manufacturer Pfizer announced last week that they will be giving away free drugs to the unemployed. They will be offering 70 of their most prescribed drugs, but, because it’s Monday morning and I’m in an especially immature mood I’m going to neglect 69 (tee hee) of those drugs and focus on one.

And that one is Viagra! Tee hee!

That’s right folks. Viagra is now free to the unemployed. To get your boner bailout you’ll need to meet these qualifications:

  • Loss of employment since January 1, 2009
  • Prescribed and taking a Pfizer medicine for at least 3 months prior to becoming unemployed and enrolling in the program
  • Lack of prescription drug coverage
  • Can attest to financial hardship

For more info just call Pfizer at 1-866-706-2400 or check out www.PfizerHelpfulAnswers.com

In all seriousness though, this is a solid move from a company that has been raising their prices lately. Well played, Pfizer.

NOW STOP READING THIS AND CALL THAT BONER HOTLINE UP THERE! TEE HEE!

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One Response to “FREE STUFF ALERT: Free erections for the unemployed”

  1. Dear god, why can’t I get fired?

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