In This Economy?

Everybody loves pets. They’re awesome. The way they’re always there waiting for you when you get home, and how regardless of the day you’ve had or what you look like, they are always happy to see you.

And in return for this endless adoration we all want to provide our pets with everything they need.

And some of us want to provide our pets with some things that they don’t, won’t and will never need. Let me show you what I’m talking about.

Take a look at this:

That’s a dog house. Yes. A dog house. Not a human house.

You probably thought that was just a huge dog beast standing outside a regular-sized human house when you first glanced at the photo. I know I did.

And it gets better. That dog house cost $30,000. Yeah.

The interior is big enough to house a human. It features terra-cotta floors, rugs and stupid dog art. It’s also got running water (how else is the dog going to wash dishes?!?!) and air conditioning.

Connected to it is the dog’s garage where the dog has a mini Porsche Boxster and a mini H2. Behind the garage is the dog’s dock. The dog has 6 tiny boats and one tiny-yet-really-big-but-still-technically-tiny aircraft carrier. On the carrier the dog has 7 small planes, including one tiny full scale replica of an A6M Zero, one of the main planes used by the Japanese in World War II. It’s random I know, but the dog is a HUGE WWII history buff.

Oh, and next to that dock is a big pile of shit because WE’RE TALKING ABOUT A FUCKING DOG! COME ON! WTF?!? ITE?!?

I have a dog and I really love my dog, but $30,000 for a house?! Just let the dog stay in your house, or set aside one of your extra bedrooms for the dog.

And I really wonder if that dog is still happy to see their owner (who happens to be model and former Rod Stewart wife, Rachel Hunter) after getting a taste of the $30,000 dog mansion sweet life.

The whole thing is just insane to me. And this isn’t the only one of these dog mansions. Oh no. There’s a lot more. Check out a list HERE.

And if you’re considering spending that 30 grand that’s burning a hole in your pocket on a dog mansion, don’t do it. Just buy your dog some Milkbones and float the remaining $29,996 over to the SPCA.

Your dog will love you just the same.

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Previously on WTF? ITE?:

• NASA satellite
• Cloned dog

Tags: houses, Rachel Hunter, WTF? ITE?

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