Plan your Tiptoes party now!
Posted by drocolate on May 11th, 2009This weekend I was exposed to something that, well, it changed me.
Check it out for yourself:
Yeah. It’s a lot to take in.
Now take a moment.
Collect yourself.
Come to terms with the fact that what you just saw was a movie trailer for a real movie. That is not a spoof or a joke. Gary Oldman WAS that dwarf. Everyone raved about Brad Pitt’s aging makeup in The Curious Case of Benjamin Boring, but Gary Oldman was a dwarf! A fucking dwarf! And I don’t know about all of you, but I didn’t even know that was him until he got called out with that “role of a lifetime” shit at the end. The whole trailer felt like an M. Night Shyamalan movie.
Seriously. Just wow.
Now send this clip to all of your friends and schedule a Tiptoes party. All you have to do is rent Tiptoes from Netflix (I’m sure they’ve got some spare copies), get some snacks and assign someone to show up as Gary Oldman’s character. That person will have the honor of undertaking the “role of a lifetime”.
You’ll be making memories in no time.
little people need movies too! plus, it’s got kate beckinsale….
This is not real. There is no way this can be real.
It’s real.
[...] if you’re worrying about the fact that Mr. Efron is not a little person, don’t fret. Gary Oldman totally pulled it off in Tiptoes so there is no reason to think that Zac Efron couldn’t do it [...]