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Archive for April, 2009
Sexy mannequin boosts barbeque business in Ohio
KT Barbecue, a small barbecue restaurant in Reading, Ohio has enjoyed a boom in business recently thanks to a buxom mannequin named Bar-Be…
For Sale: 9-Year-Old Starlet. The Slumdog Saga Continues…
On ITE we’ve told you how to sell your exotic birds and bodily fluids, even auction your teenagers or virginity for money…
SCAM ALERT: Fake waiters
A fake waiter has descended upon the quiet confines of Hoboken, New Jersey, and he’s ripping people off. Diner beware…
Actor/Badass Chuck Norris Pledges to Act as President of Texas
I know I’m playing with fire here, and that without even trying he could kill me with one flick of his wrist, but I cannot remain silent any longer. I’m going to have to speak my piece about Chuck Norris.
FREE STUFF ALERT FOLLOW UP: Our Original Colonoscopy Poems
ITE’s submissions for the colonoscopy poetry contest.
13-year-old robs bank in Illinois
A 13-year-old boy in Peoria, Illinois went into a bank with a gun on Tuesday and held up the place. He threatened the teller, demanded money and left with a bag full of loot…
FREE STUFF ALERT: Ben & Jerry give away free scoops on April 21
Damn, companies sure are letting freedom ring this week! I don’t know if it’s the economy or just a bandwagon thing, but to be honest I don’t really care. I love free shit.