5 ways to improve your company logo
Your company logo sucks. But don’t worry. You can easily improve your company logo and make it look fresh and new again. Just keep reading to find out how…
Archive for April, 2009
Collecting bad debts is so easy cavemen are already doing it
Look out! JPMorgan Chase hired a collection agency that is hip to MySpace. We would be worried if we could remember what a MySpace is.
Missy Quinn: You Just Can’t Fix Stupid
Even though our numbers are the highest they’ve ever been, at least one foolish family is not heeding our words. Let’s just say, now is not the time for $145,000 weddings.
Being Fat, Flying United Is Expensive ITE
lately it seems quite easy for the pleasantly plump to get screwed by companies who just don’t have much sympathy for their condition. Case-in-point: United Airlines.
FREE STUFF ALERT: El Pollo Loco is giving away free chicken on April 28th
THE CHICKEN WARS HAVE BEGUN!!
Ninja Idiot vs. Medieval Idiot
On the same day a crazy dude in Massachusetts tried to rob a convenience store dressed as a ninja, another crazy dude in Florida threw a medieval battle axe at police.
What the hell is going on?
Costa Rican reality show bailout package — DENIED
Everyone’s favorite Lego-haired super-douche, Rod Blagojevich, was dealt a crushing blow yesterday when a judge denied his request to participate in an upcoming reality TV show in the jungles of Costa Rica…
Absurd Marcus Schrenker update
One of my all time favorite shitheads, Marcus Schrenker, spoke today for the first time since his arrest. In a phone interview to ABC’s Chris Cuomo he said that the claims he attempted to fake his own death through a plane crash are “absurd”…
Another set of shithead cards just came out
An out-of-work financial services worker named Jason Witt has designed a new set of shithead cards. However, unlike the trading cards being produced by ITE and Topps, these cards are made for gambling, flushing and shuffling…