WASTE OF MONEY: Rollerblades
Posted by drocolate on April 20th, 2009It’s time for another episode of Waste of Money.
Today I’m going to rant pointlessly about:
Rollerblades
Actually that’s a lie. I’m not going to rant pointlessly. I’m going to be very concise.
Rollerblades are a waste of money because:
- They are unbelievably lame.
- They invariably give way to a serious reduction in wardrobe credibility (see photo above).
- This.
- They are not, and will not ever be as cool as a skateboard.
- You can’t hang Truck Nuts from them.
And honestly, those five reasons are just the start.
Rollerblades just suck. The end.
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Previously on Waste of Money:
- The Beatles Remastered Catalog
- George W. Bush Commemorative Merchandise
- Fast & Furious
- Snugglette
- Truck Nuts
Tags: idiots, lame, rollerblades, waste of money
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This was a pretty obvious choice for a Waste of Money article……
I think you’re just jealous of me and my sweet rollerblading skills.
You’ll come around. I’m sure.
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