WASTE OF MONEY: Rollerblades

Posted by drocolate on April 20th, 2009

It’s time for another episode of Waste of Money.

Today I’m going to rant pointlessly about:

Rollerblades

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Actually that’s a lie. I’m not going to rant pointlessly. I’m going to be very concise.

Rollerblades are a waste of money because:

  • They are unbelievably lame.
  • They invariably give way to a serious reduction in wardrobe credibility (see photo above).
  • This.
  • They are not, and will not ever be as cool as a skateboard.
  • You can’t hang Truck Nuts from them.

And honestly, those five reasons are just the start.

Rollerblades just suck. The end.

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11 Responses to “WASTE OF MONEY: Rollerblades”

  1. Conspirama
    April 20th, 2009

    WASTE OF MONEY: Rollerblades | In This Economy?…

    This was a pretty obvious choice for a Waste of Money article……

  2. SugarTits
    April 23rd, 2009

    I think you’re just jealous of me and my sweet rollerblading skills.

    You’ll come around. I’m sure.

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