April 2 is now known as phone sex line mistake day
Posted by drocolate on April 2nd, 2009What do phone sex lines have to do with the economy? Not much — but this stuff needs to be reported on regardless!
Ok, now that we have that out of the way: April 2 gave way to not one, but two phone sex line mistake stories. If you’re a phone sex line mistake story enthusiast then April 2, 2009 was like your Super Bowl. Seriously.
PHONE SEX LINE MISTAKE #1: Hillary Clinton
Reporters called into a White House conference call today and were greeted with:
“Do you have any hidden desires? If you feel like getting nasty, then you came to the right place.”
The reporters had to listen (and provide their credit card information) for another 78 minutes before they realized it wasn’t actually Hillary Clinton. She does, after all, have a REALLY sexy voice. And they did, after all, feel like getting nasty.
Of course I’m kidding. I’m sure the reporters hung up immediately. These people are professionals. There is one thing that’s very bizarre though — the phone sex line number was provided by the White House. According to them, an aide just goofed on one of the numbers, but I’m not sure if I’m buying that. Maybe this aide accidentally brought up Bill Clinton’s file instead of Hillary’s and gave the reporters a number from it. Who knows.
PHONE SEX LINE MISTAKE #2: Peace Cereal
Peace Cereal is one of these all natural, “we love the world” cereal brands. Check out their website HERE and you’ll see what I mean. They also put a big emphasis on community projects, donating 10% of the profits from each box sold to them.
I guess their latest community project is a phone sex line.
Either that or the whole thing is just a mistake. Peace Cereal started noticing a problem with their new packaging when they heard that customers calling the phone number on the box were greeted with:
“Do you love sex? Isn’t that why you called?”
Like the White House reporters, these cereal box-calling Oregonians had to listen for several minutes before realizing their demands for a Raisin Cinnamon Mango Cilantro Peace Cereal flavor were going on deaf ears. I can just hear some of the callers:
No I didn’t call because I love sex. I called because my last box of Peace Granola Twigs only had 1,234 twigs instead of 1,289 like my last box. I’m pretty concerned about this. Where are those missing twigs? What? What was that? What’s boofing?
Yikes.
Wow. Two phone sex line mistake stories in one day? This is like a lunar eclipse of breathy-voiced, aural whores. Seriously.
Tags: food, Hillary Clinton, Peace Cereal, phone sex, porn