Archive for March, 2009
ECONOMIC DIRT: How Clean Is Your Closet?
Does the state of your closet have to do with the state of your bank account?
Palin’s Latest Snafu More of a Fashion Faux Pas
In the latest of a reported ten complaints against her administration, Sarah was spotted wearing an Arctic Cat snow jacket to the Tesoro Iron Dog snowmachining race…
The postal service still wants Saturdays off
Postmaster General John Potter spoke before Congress today. He was there delivering news that the postal service is rapidly going broke and the only way to prevent a total postal collapse would be to take some pretty drastic steps…
Recession Proof: The Seven Deadly Sins
Not many industries are profiting, ITE, but the 7 deadly sins are. We promise to keep Brad Pitt references to a minimum.
WASTE OF MONEY: Fast & Furious
Fast & Furious is the latest installment in the reliably shitty The Fast and The Furious franchise…
For Shame: Letterman Lets The Economy Down
Dear Mr. and Mrs. David Letterman,
Why the hell didn’t you spend more on your wedding in this economy?!?
Love, Your fans
5 great spots for a nakation getaway
Does your undesirable job have you in the pits? Better yet, does your lack of a job have you twiddling your thumbs a bit too much? Sounds like it’s time for a nakation. That’s right, shed those jeans and all the reminders of your pitiful professional status and take off for a while — naked.
Distractions: The Super Broker Shuffle
It’s time for another glorious distraction.
This one is a classic.
Top 10 Badasses Who Should Bail Out Banks By Buying Bad Assets
So the government is going to sell off the “bad assets” of financial institutions to get rid of their toxic stuff. Huh?