Man threatens tax office with drive-by shooting. Man is idiot.
Posted by drocolate on March 31st, 2009
A really stupid man in St. Paul, Minnesota threatened his tax office with a drive-by shooting today. The reason for the threat? A $181.44 tax dispute over sales tax charges on the man’s custom pool cue business.
(Note to self: Do future Waste of Money post about custom pool cues)
The man, Stephen Eugene Morris, apparently became enraged with a tax office supervisor over the phone and said:
“Maybe I will just do a (expletive) drive-by.”
Wow. The story neglects to say what the expletive was, even though that could really change my whole opinion. A shit drive-by? A ass drive-by? I guess it can’t be that or it would have been “an” instead of “a”. Hmmmm, maybe a bastard drive-by.
In the end, Mr. Morris, who at 55 is the oldest gangsta in all of St. Paul, was charged with two counts of terroristic threats.
I can’t be certain, but I’d be willing to bet that the cost of resolving those two counts is going to be way more than $181.44.
I hope the St. Paul custom pool cue business is booming, cause Mr. Morris is going to need the money.
Tags: gangsta, idiots, Minnesota, Stephen Eugene Morris, waste of money