Recycling, ITE: How to Smoke Smarties
Posted by rondostar on March 20th, 2009The economy is a real bitch right now. It’s forcing us humans to do some really weird shit, like recycle. It’s also causing all types of problems in people’s social lives. People are struggling just to maintain their flippin’ reputations. I mean, people are shopping at the Goodwill as if it were the new Chess King. It shouldn’t have to be this hard to stay cool. This is rock-bottom, people.
One thing the economy doesn’t seem to be affecting is human creativity. There’s a huge trend of people using things in the most non-traditional ways. Remember the job seeker who felt it was a good idea to include his pot smuggling experience in his classified? Or what about the milk jug workout!? Yes, milk jugs.
Well, now there is a new use for Smarties. That’s right, these sweet little discs of awesome are not restricted to just eating anymore. Now you can smoke ‘em! This will not only make you look cool again, but it beats dropping $5+ on a pack of Marlboros.
So sit back and allow young ballerboy4life to school you to the game.
“You can let it roll out or you can blow it out. I prefer to let it roll out…”
DUDE. Do NOT try this with a Pixie Stick. Trust me.
I also love that this is happening on top of the Student Edition of a Webster’s Dictionary.
I’ll bet this makes his mama proud!