Obligatory Octo-mom post of the week #2
Posted by drocolate on March 11th, 2009
Two things to report:
1. Apparently there is a video out there of Octo-disaster giving birth to her eight new babies. According to the always-reliably-slimy TMZ, there is definitely a birth tape and it is definitely being shopped around. I guess somewhere in the world, under some rock, there is a group of pervs so disgusting that they would actually want to watch this thing. That must be where these people turn to once they tire of all their bestiality laser discs or vintage scat beta-max tapes they have lying around (super pervs LOVE dead formats).
Seriously, the thought of watching that is…well…it’s mind-scarring.
TMZ also reports that Ms. Suleman knew the tape was being made. I’m sure she also knows it’s being shopped. Of course that’s assuming she’s not doing the shopping herself. It’s not like she has a manager to take care of stuff like that anymore.
Mind-scarring. Seriously.
2. Octo-mom bought a house! Yay! However, there is a lot of dispute all over the Octo-mom-o-sphere (that’s right, she has her own “o-sphere”) that she didn’t purchase this house. Apparently her father, the understandably beat down Ed Doud (Dude?), bought it. Nadya was quick to respond though, saying that she made the first payment and plans on paying off the entire $564,900 home herself.
Honestly though, I don’t care about any of that. I’m more interested in the bedroom situation. The 2,583 square foot home has four bedrooms and three bathrooms. Octo-disaster is going to need one of those bedrooms to stretch out and relax, so that’s one. She’ll need another for all her Angelina Jolie posters. That’s two. So that will leave two bedrooms for the 14 little ones. I think the eight newborns can share one room. Just get two sturdy (in other words: Not IKEA) four-drawer dressers and you’re set. So that leaves one bedroom for the other six kids. That’s just not going to work. I recommend putting two kids each in the three bathrooms and then convert that last bedroom into a casino room! Or a place for the reality show crew to sleep. Or it could just become known as “the one room that doesn’t reek” and be kept closed off all the time. What? With eight babies you’re going to have some offending odors. You know I’m right.
All in all, it’s going to be one hell of a happy home. Or something.
See ya next week, Nadya!
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