Sew you want a promotion?
A man in Veracruz, Mexico has sewn his lips together to draw attention to his fight for a promotion. He has also done it to draw attention to the fact that he is completely insane…
Archive for March 3rd, 2009
McStarnuts — the breakfast love triangle saga continues
Today’s the day. In a first official nod to the economic downturn, our favorite high-priced coffee purveyor, Starbucks, has introduced its shiny new breakfast pairing options…
Pencils Down! Schools kind of know what to do
Here’s a thought: since the schools are managing to actually function while effectively utilizing their bailout funds, let’s give them the opportunity to help fix our broken system…
Obligatory Octo-mom post of the week
Nadya Suleman AKA Octo-mom AKA Octo-disaster has rejected an offer for free 24-hour child care from the nonprofit group, Angels in Waiting. It is believed that she rejected this offer only after Angels in Waiting ruled out her request to use the entire experience for a reality show…
Leave the Girl Scouts ALONE!
We know things are bad in this economy, but who the fuck steals from LITTLE GIRLS?
A friendly reminder to all politicians: Check and double-check those tax returns!
Former Dallas mayor and current candidate for U.S. trade representative, Ron Kirk owes almost $10,000 in back taxes. He is the fourth member of the Obama cabinet to fail this section of the swearing-in process miserably…