Archive for March, 2009

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Man threatens tax office with drive-by shooting. Man is idiot.

A really stupid man in St. Paul, Minnesota threatened his tax office with a drive-by shooting today. The reason for the threat? A $181.44 tax dispute over sales tax charges on the man’s custom pool cue business…

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ShamWTF — Vince Gets Slapped With A Felony

On February 7th, Vince Shlomi the award-winning TV personality of ShamWoW and Slap Chop notoriety was arrested for Slap Chopping the heck out of a hooker. In all fairness, she bit him first…

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Topps to release their own shithead trading cards

The Topps 2009 Allen & Ginter series of cards will feature a subset of cards devoted to the “world’s biggest hoaxes, hoodwinks and bamboozles”. Of course, a Bernie Madoff card will be included…

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Shithead trading card #8: Marcus Schrenker

These days it seems like every time you check the news there is a story about a new despicable, money-vacuuming, upper-tier douchebag. It can all be a bit overwhelming. With that in mind, I have decided to create some shithead trading cards…

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Obama rejects White House redecoration bailout package

President Obama has rejected the standard $100,000 redecorating budget given to all incoming presidents. He is opting instead to spend money from his own pocket to Obama-ify the White House and Oval Office.

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FREE STUFF ALERT: Cici’s is giving away free pizza

Find a lucky Cici’s penny and get free food.

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Loophole Alert: Keep Foreclosure at Bay

Buying a house is a royal pain! So many papers and people to deal with. But it turns out all that bureaucracy and confusion could save your ass in the end.

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FREE STUFF ALERT: 3 cases of Headshot Mega Energy Shots

That’s right. Due to a labeling snafu – someone botched the expiration date – Headshot is giving the entire lot of Headshot Mega Energy Shots to you for FREE!

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Distractions: Sexy People

It’s time for another glorious distraction.

Bring on the sexy people…

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SCAM ALERT: Art fraud paints NYC red

A New York City art dealer named Lawrence Salander was arrested on Thursday for allegedly perpetrating a massive art investment scam…

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