Octo-mom’s porno triangle
Posted by drocolate on February 26th, 2009
File this one under gross. In every way.
Porn distributor Vivid Entertainment offered the Octo-disaster, Nadya Suleman, $1 million to star in a porn earlier this week. The proposed “plot” of this porn would have had Ms. Suleman having sex with eight different dudes in eight different scenes. According to Fox News’ smut division (Fux News?), Vivid’s CEO, Stephen Hirsch, had this to say about the porno bailout package:
“She’s struggling financially and this is a woman who wants to provide for her kids. This way she can hold her head high and not be using taxpayers money to support her family.”
Wow. Hold her head high? Not sure about that. But, in this economy, a milly is nothing to scoff at. Plus, Vivid is offering a year’s worth of health insurance for her and her 7,658 kids.
But this is just half of Ms. Suleman’s porn story. Another XXX distributor, Pink Visual, is now offering her a year’s worth of diapers to NOT take Vivid’s offer. Supposedly they don’t want to see her degrade herself in such a way. Instead, they have proposed a movie where she only bangs seven dudes. Just kidding.
The latest development in all of this is that Octo-disaster has decided to not do the porn, saying the following:
“Those guys at Vivid video must be nuts! Who wants to see me naked? Maybe in a year when the baby fat goes away.”
Oh my. Like I said above: Gross. In every way.
Enjoy the diapers, Nadya.
Tags: Fox News, Nadya Suleman, octomom, Pink Visual, porn, Vivid Entertainment
Is there a way to pre-order a copy on DVD?
I’m pretty sure the DVD will come with a set of red hot pokers to destroy your eyes after viewing.
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