America doesn’t run on Dunkin’ because America has four flat tires

Posted by drocolate on February 20th, 2009

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In this economy people are stressed. Everyone from the richest investment banker to the dude making the coffee at Dunkin’ Donuts.

Ok, I’ll confess, this one doesn’t have that much to do with the economy. I just love how bizarre it is.

A Dunkin’ Donuts employee in Natick, Massachusetts named Thomas Zazulak got so enraged that a customer would not wait for their coffee that he went outside and slashed all four tires on the customer’s Jeep.

The incident, which occurred yesterday, started when the customer and Mr. Zazulak got into an argument about the wait for coffee. Apparently the coffee was taking forever to brew or something. Rachael Ray may have been in the back swilling all of it. Who knows. So this customer decides to leave the Dunkin’ and presumably get coffee elsewhere but before he can get away Mr. Zazulak follows him outside, pulls out a blade and slashes the customer’s tires. All four of them.

Then Mr. Zazulak went back in and resumed his Dunkin’ Donuts duties.

Wow.

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7 Responses to “America doesn’t run on Dunkin’ because America has four flat tires”

  1. did the customer ever get his coffee?

  2. I’m not sure, but I kind of doubt it.

  3. i wants some donuts…

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  6. Wizard of Id

    Have you ever seen the kind of people these dumps hire? I’m not the least surprised by this fellow’s outburst. He probably just saw his paycheck a moment earlier.
    America does not run on Dunkin, Dunkin runs on America.

  7. the customer called Zazulak an ‘a–hole’, no wonder that jagov got his tires slashed”?

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