The W. in welcome stands for W.
Posted by drocolate on February 5th, 2009Elliott’s Hardware is offering former president George W. Bush, who recently lost his job due to the economic downturn, a new job as the greeter at their Dallas, TX location. In a press release they outlined som
e of the benefits of the job. Things like:
- Flexible scheduling
- Ample parking for W. and his security detail
- Employee discount
With former president Bush’s legacy of stealing jobs out from under people, I won’t be surprised at all if he accepts this job. Unfortunately though, after he has been installed, he will convince the Elliott’s management to go to war with the closest Home Depot because he has a suspicion that they are hiding a surplus of WMDs (Waste Management Devices, or toilets, as they are more commonly known). None of it will end well for any of the parties involved.
Seriously though, I’m not doing this brilliant publicity stunt justice. Go here to view the press release.
Tags: Elliotts Hardware, George W. Bush, jobs, toilets, WMDs
I hope he takes the job. I’m pulling for him.
I think the flex scheduling will be the deciding factor.
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I wouldnt even want him for that. He would make them lose so much business.