A letter to Macy’s executives
Posted by drocolate on February 4th, 2009Dear Macy’s Executives,
Fuck you.
Sincerely,
The 7,000 people you laid off yesterday
Macy’s gave their top executives $1.39 million in performance bonuses today. These bonuses were a final payout of owed bonus money from 2004 but still, this is some terrible shit. At least wait a few weeks to make the payout so that you seem less heartless. Or maybe just waive that final payment altogether and keep a few hundred people on the job.
Actually, hold on, maybe I just don’t know how big business works. That must be it. Because, to me, it just looks like a bunch of dudes are getting paid for the good work they did in 2004 without any regard for the absolutely shitty work they are doing today. I think the whole thing stinks. Like shit in the sun.
But I don’t know anything about big business.
As an aside to this story I want to open this next part up to our readers. I have a feeling we are going to be seeing more and more stories like this in the coming weeks and I want to be armed with some creative and colorful ways to describe these corporate shitheads. I’m going to get a small list going below. PLEASE, add to it in the comments section.
- Ass clowns
- Lucky bastards
- Soulless fuckheads
- Greenbasers
- Filthy animals
- Train robbers
- Fucking charlatans
- Common thieves
Hit me with some more. Thanks!
Tags: freeloaders, fucking charlatans, handouts, jobs, layoffs, Macy's
bourgeois stompers. recessionistas. Warbucksers. flobies. Benjamin fuckers. fbuck chasers. cheese robbers. money ShamWows.
Ok, I got a few.
Herpe Furby’s
Journeymen Check Collectors a.k.a. Steve Perrys
Dildos
Cash Dysons
Corporate Cash Roombas
these guys are the stuff that grows on top of shit that’s been sitting in a dark damp place for several years.
Let’s just refer to them as “Shit-gobblers”, everyone of them.
Hustlas
Robbers
Killas
Gangstas
They gettin’ money so quit hating!
CPOs: Cheif Pocketing Officers
Chiefs of Stiff
Steve Perrys is genius.
poup-on, dick, TMTDF (Take me to dinner first), white collas, big dickless, B-holes (for Big Business or Bonus), Bonus holes.
Actually, I believe we call these people “sir” because these ass clowns are usually our bosses.
douchefucks
dipdicks
money-hungry-cocks
greedywhore-mungers
$luts
boss-cocks
buncha square-tits
nob-less dickwads
twat-for-tits and tits-for-twats
ass-tonged ho’s!!!
shit smearing degenerates
ass juice drinking dumb mother fuckers
Old men.
Greedfucked yes its a virus!
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