FYI: Vaginal Wigs are a Thing.
It was hard to categorize this post. It was a tie between “Waste of Money” and “WTF,” but we’ll leave that one up to you, and your [insert vaginal euphemism here].
Mitt Romney has a bad case of dick mouth
Is it just me or can this guy not go a week without sounding like a total dick?
WASTE OF MONEY: The Electric Martini Maker
When shaking up a cocktail is just too much effort, enter the Electric Martini Maker!
You can’t spell advertising without ITE: Japanese sales have gone to a whole new level
This post has a lot of fuckin’ F-words in it. Just FYI.
Stupid Terrible Marketing: Chipwrecked Bananas
Just say no to idiotic movie-themed QR code placements.
Man strips naked during showing of Chipwrecked, causing audience experience to go from bad to worse
You can’t make this stuff up.
Top 5 ways to get rich off of the end of the world, and other thoughts
If the world ends, I’m going to just sit tight and wait for Jake Gyllenhaal to rescue me.
FREE STUFF ALERT: Free Earth Day Coffee at Starbucks
If you don’t think Starbucks coffee tastes like warm urine, head over there on 4/22 and get a travel mug filled up for free.
